Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash....(No, duh
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers....(A bit excessive, wouldn’t you say
Miners Refuse to Work After Death.....(Could you really expect them to
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant....(So much for a fair trial)
War Dims Hope for Peace...(That goes without saying)
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last for Awhile....(You think
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges...(I thought it was that steel stuff.)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group....(I guess they weren’t fat enough)
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft...(I will leave that one alone)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks....(Tastes like chicken
Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors....(Wow, that’s tall)
I hope you enjoyed these....