Humorous Headlines

January 15, 2005, 9:29 pm
Posted by Bill Murray in General Thoughts
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Someone sent me these unusual headlines from 2004. They are supposedly all real. They are all funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash....(No, duh!)

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers....(A bit excessive, wouldn’t you say?)

Miners Refuse to Work After Death.....(Could you really expect them to?)

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant....(So much for a fair trial)

War Dims Hope for Peace...(That goes without saying)

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last for Awhile....(You think?)

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges...(I thought it was that steel stuff.)

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group....(I guess they weren’t fat enough)

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft...(I will leave that one alone)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks....(Tastes like chicken?)

Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors....(Wow, that’s tall)

I hope you enjoyed these....
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Posted by  
on January 16, 2005, 8:37 am
So FUNNY!!
Thanks for the laugh Bill!!



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